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Posted by: bmxisbetter

quads and dirt bikes were the worst invention ever

wurd

Posted by: Chino886

quote:
Originally posted by bmxisbetter
quads and dirt bikes were the worst invention ever

wurd

you forgot C. your a loser!

Posted by: tar

so you don't like fourwheelers or dirtbikes who cares but why the **** do you keep making threads about how gay they are just go ride your bicycle in fairy land and leaves us alone

Posted by: Pappy

Let me analize this dude....

1- I am guessing around 14, just sprout a few pubes and feeling worldly

2- Has that screwed up hair cut that he and a few other dorks think is cool, but everyone else thinks makes him look more gay then he does already

3- Had a girl friend, until school started and her friends asked why she was going out with a creep so she dumped him, but he still carries a picture of them in his wallet

4- His dad is a gnome, mom more then likley is getting some on the side.

5- If it wasnt for his grand-mom he wouldnt get jack squat. She is the only one dumb enough to buy him cool stuff that he screws up anyway.

6- The barbie doll is really his. He tells everyone its not, but at night he checks her out and smells his finger. Classic sign of a loser.

7- Around 17 he will get busted up pretty bad by some dude who really doesnt find his tough attitude frightening and this will be a turning point in his pathetic life. He will decide to try and clean up his life but it is too late, he is a born again loser

8- Dropping out his senior year he will get his GED and lurk around the high school doing his best to find some trim.

9- The Nazi sign on the barbie doll shows his anger, but again, he chooses a group of losers that got thier azzez kicked in the 40's . Nazi's arent cool bud, and a swastica on a chicks chest usually is a sign that you will have the drip soon.

10- He is doomed to lead a life of spanking his monkey and half chunky ugly chicks who only let him have some when they are too drunk to know they are with a scumbag

Top 10 of the night

Posted by: Scro

HAHA, that's good stuff!

Posted by: QuadJunkies

quote:
Originally posted by Pappy
Let me analize this dude....

1- I am guessing around 14, just sprout a few pubes and feeling worldly

2- Has that screwed up hair cut that he and a few other dorks think is cool, but everyone else thinks makes him look more gay then he does already

3- Had a girl friend, until school started and her friends asked why she was going out with a creep so she dumped him, but he still carries a picture of them in his wallet

4- His dad is a gnome, mom more then likley is getting some on the side.

5- If it wasnt for his grand-mom he wouldnt get jack squat. She is the only one dumb enough to buy him cool stuff that he screws up anyway.

6- The barbie doll is really his. He tells everyone its not, but at night he checks her out and smells his finger. Classic sign of a loser.

7- Around 17 he will get busted up pretty bad by some dude who really doesnt find his tough attitude frightening and this will be a turning point in his pathetic life. He will decide to try and clean up his life but it is too late, he is a born again loser

8- Dropping out his senior year he will get his GED and lurk around the high school doing his best to find some trim.

9- The Nazi sign on the barbie doll shows his anger, but again, he chooses a group of losers that got thier azzez kicked in the 40's . Nazi's arent cool bud, and a swastica on a chicks chest usually is a sign that you will have the drip soon.

10- He is doomed to lead a life of spanking his monkey and half chunky ugly chicks who only let him have some when they are too drunk to know they are with a scumbag

Top 10 of the night

LMFAO! YUP.... I think that about covers it ..

Posted by: Chino886

Hats off to you Pappy! That was freaking hilarious and dead on!

Posted by: Which 450?

pappy that was some funny ****!!!

Posted by: ltzblaster

you forgot the part where he goes to jail for feeling up on middle school girls ,gets it in the *** and turns into the prison whore until he gets out again

Posted by: ohsobad_chevy

This guy has absolutely nothing to do besides be a homo. I have to say that I get a kick outta the picture though, barbie with a swashtika on her breast. LOL

Posted by: 300ex mxracer

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Posted by: ohsobad_chevy

300ex who and what are you talking about.

Posted by: 300ex mxracer

oops that was the wrong pic and i was talkin about bmxisbetter

Posted by: bmxisbetter666

shut the **** up chino886 the only thing quads are good for is to stick it in your moms p****

Posted by: Chino886

quote:
Originally posted by bmxisbetter666
shut the **** up chino886 the only thing quads are good for is to stick it in your moms p****

ANOTHER 15 YEAR OLD INTERNET TOUGH GUY!

My quad could turn you into a greasy spot on the pavement with ease.....

Posted by: speedyquad

quote:
Originally posted by bmxisbetter666
shut the **** up chino886 the only thing quads are good for is to stick it in your moms p****

won't mommy and daddy buy little baby boy a new quad so he can go vroom vroom with all of his friends? awww poor wittle boy...i'll pat ya on the head and make it all go away...

or is it your friends with quads call you a litlle girly man because you can't handle some real power you need to have little ole foot power so it don't hurt baby boy...

Posted by: speedyquad

let's see we'll do a quads vs bmx

faster-quads
jump higher-quads
winter ridng-quads
more manuverable-bmx-sort of
cheaper-bmx(not necessarily a good thing though)
any one else wanna add to the list

so far the quads have 3 vs 1 for the bmx and a tie(cheaper)

Posted by: Chino886

quote:
Originally posted by speedyquad
let's see we'll do a quads vs bmx

faster-quads
jump higher-quads
winter ridng-quads
more manuverable-bmx-sort of
cheaper-bmx(not necessarily a good thing though)
any one else wanna add to the list

so far the quads have 3 vs 1 for the bmx and a tie(cheaper)

What BMXISBETTER666 CAN NOT AFFORD-QUAD!!!!

Posted by: speedyquad

my guess is no he cannot...hence his jealousy of us

he bmxisnotbetter999, i have 2 quads, doesn't that bring tears to your eyes?

Posted by: Chino886

quote:
Originally posted by speedyquad
my guess is no he cannot...hence his jealousy of us

he bmxisnotbetter999, i have 2 quads, doesn't that bring tears to your eyes?

Yeah......but he has more Barbies then you do......

Posted by: speedyquad

well, i do have a 4 year old daughter that has some barbies, so can i consider them mine also...oh heck, i still loose that battle, he has had a few more years to collect them than she has

Posted by: speedyquad

bmxkiddypoo, where are you at in PA?

Posted by: ohsobad_chevy

Allright fellas, Lets just let this queer go, We are giving him way too much attention. Lets just kill this thread and go back to helping each other out on other threads.

BTW speedy... Your links don't work to your quad and your wifes quad.

Posted by: speedyquad

i know they use a "garage" from another site so this site blocks them...

Posted by: ohsobad_chevy

quote:
Originally posted by speedyquad
i know they use a "garage" from another site so this site blocks them...

GAY!!!!!

Posted by: speedyquad

quote:
Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
GAY!!!!!

i agree, but then again, i am not the site owner...

Posted by: 300ex mxracer

quote:
Originally posted by speedyquad
let's see we'll do a quads vs bmx

faster-quads
jump higher-quads
winter ridng-quads
more manuverable-bmx-sort of
cheaper-bmx(not necessarily a good thing though)
any one else wanna add to the list

so far the quads have 3 vs 1 for the bmx and a tie(cheaper)

mud riding-quads