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Christmas gift to all
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Posted by: geogeorge

Twas the night before Christmas
and here at my house
The lights are a glow
The dogs chasing a mouse.

I'm work at the computer
When what should I here
But a nose from out side
The clanging of gears.

I run from my dest
Look out the front door
There is a fat guy
O what a hoor

Hay there my friend
I'm in a fix
I can't get my honda to run
No matter how much I kick and I kick

It looks like my honda
has lost me this race
O this POS
has blow a gear case

Is that you Yamaha
It sure looks nifty
Would you please lend me
That fast YFZ 450.

I am in a bind
as christmas is neer
I need something fun
as my 8 rain dear.

I'm glade to help
so come over here
just sit on the seat
and push the button right there.

Boy this is nice
and my how easy
not like my honda
its quit cheesy.

Well get on your way
have fun why it last
you'll be back soon
cuse man she is fast

So off Santa went
Into the night
all that could be seen
was the glow of tail light.

I'm back at my computer
all nice and warm
you can thank Yamaha
It saved Chritmas Morn.

Marry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Not long till race season see you all in Missouri.

Posted by: roostin_dale

awesome

and now you cant get in trouble for saying that because its ATVRiders and not EXRiders, haha

Posted by: kc 300EX

I always think people are smart when they use correct grammer.

Posted by: 250rpilot

quote:
Originally posted by geogeorge
all that could be seen
was the glow of tail light.

or more likely the glow of the electrical system failing and causing a fire!!

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by kc 300EX
I always think people are smart when they use correct grammer.

Spell check would be nice seeing I'm Dyslexic. I bet your the kind of person that laughts and people in wheel chairs too.
Marry Christmas

Posted by: toby400ex

quote:
Originally posted by geogeorge
Spell check would be nice seeing I'm Dyslexic. I bet your the kind of person that laughts and people in wheel chairs too.
Marry Christmas

Isnt it spelled "mErry"

Posted by: Johnny & Monica

Very good Geoff all you yamaha haters f#*k OFF

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

Posted by: jdwxv3

I guess he has a little bit of a point!?See ya in MO baby!

Posted by: markk

quote:
Originally posted by 250rpilot
or more likely the glow of the electrical system failing and causing a fire!!

That wasnt a ATK, J/k
I say that he should have been on a trusty old 400ex, Or mabey somthing a little more his time, Like an ATC 110!

Posted by: 300racer

I corrected some of the mistakes for you!

quote:
Originally posted by geogeorge
Twas the night before Christmas
and here at my house
The lights are a glow
The dogs chasing a mouse.

I'm work at the computer
When what should I here
But a nose from out side
The clanging of gears.

I run from my desk to
Look out the front door
There is a fat guy
Oh what a whore!

Hey there my friend
I'm in a fix
I can't get my yamaha to run
No matter what it just clicks!

It looks like my yamaha
has lost me this race
Oh this POS
I would like to kick it in the face.

Is that your honda
It sure looks swifty
Would you please lend me
That fast fo fiddy.

I am in a bind
as christmas is near
I need something
that out runs my 8 rain deer.

I'm glad to help
so come over here
and take a seat the kicker is right there

Boy this is nice
and my how smooth
not like my yammy that gets stuck in a groove.

Well get on your way
have fun while it last
you'll be back soon
cause man she is fast

So off Santa went
Into the night
all that could be seen
was the flame from the tail pipe.

I'm back at my computer
all nice and warm
you can thank honda
It saved Chritmas Morn.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Not long till race season see you all in ILLINOIS!!!.

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by 300racer
I corrected some of the mistakes for you!

Thank you. after talking with my lawer he feels there maybe some copy right questions. were should we send the Christmas paper work?

just joking. have to give you credit tho.

have a mErry Christmas.

Posted by: geogeorge

I hope most all of oyu know that this post was done in good fun and not to be nasty to anyone.

Happy holidays to you all. Even you honda riders.

Posted by: 250rpilot

yeah, we know! happy holidays to you too!

Posted by: 300racer

quote:
Originally posted by geogeorge
Thank you. after talking with my lawer he feels there maybe some copy right questions. were should we send the Christmas paper work?

just joking. have to give you credit tho.

have a mErry Christmas.

lol send the christmas paper work to markk!

I knew you was just kiddin. it is funny! do you race MO h.s.? if so how is the series I would like to try one some time next year.

Posted by: d-unitracing157

See you guys are forgetting one important fact!!!!I didn't see a Yamaha450 or Honda450 win the GNC or the GNCC...I do beleive it was a Suzuki!!!So Suzuki's reign over all in the racing aspect!!!!

Posted by: jdwxv3

quote:
Originally posted by d-unitracing157
See you guys are forgetting one important fact!!!!I didn't see a Yamaha450 or Honda450 win the GNC or the GNCC...I do beleive it was a Suzuki!!!So Suzuki's reign over all in the racing aspect!!!!

Ballance won the GNCC with a YFZ 450

Posted by: d-unitracing157

He did i thought it was yokley...any mx is what matters...just kidding...no matter what gust rides he will win on

Posted by: markk

quote:
Originally posted by jdwxv3
Ballance won the GNCC with a YFZ 450

thats what i thoughT!

Posted by: ILGNCC400EX

Borich didint do bad on the 450r either

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by 300racer
lol send the christmas paper work to markk! I knew you was just kiddin. it is funny! do you race MO h.s.? if so how is the series I would like to try one some time next year.

I think it is a great series. Lots of good people and the tracks are great. Let meknow what race you would like to come to and I'll give you a run down of the track. If you can make the march of dimes race at Flat river the end of june. That is one of my favorit ones. we get to ride into town and start from there. what a site 100s od quads riding down main street. merry christmas to you.

Posted by: geogeorge

not sure about the gnc or the gncc. but Iowa and missouri were both won on yamahas. and I think a lot of the classes were won on yamahas as well. anyway the people win could win on anything most likely.

Posted by: Johnny & Monica

Yokely won the last gncc race at Ironman on a suzuki z400 if thats what you was thinking?But Ballance won the series AGAIN

When is it Matt Smileys turn?

Posted by: geogeorge

hope your all having a grat christmas day.
I wouldlike to see the pros run totally stock quads and see who is faster.

Posted by: geogeorge

come on people don't let this link die so fast.

Its christmas time. well at least for 2.5 hours still

Posted by: markk

quote:
Originally posted by mikeracerx34
Yokely won the last gncc race at Ironman on a suzuki z400 if thats what you was thinking?But Ballance won the series AGAIN When is it Matt Smileys turn?

I actully feel sorry for smiley lol, That dude cant ever get a break!

I voting for Wild man Chris Jenks to go for a top 5# in the 05 season!

Posted by: Out_Sider

haha, that was pretty funny

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by Out_Sider
haha, that was pretty funny

thank you.

Posted by: 660r_freestyler

quote:
Originally posted by geogeorge
I think it is a great series. Lots of good people and the tracks are great. Let meknow what race you would like to come to and I'll give you a run down of the track. If you can make the march of dimes race at Flat river the end of june. That is one of my favorit ones. we get to ride into town and start from there. what a site 100s od quads riding down main street. merry christmas to you.

i i remeber right i belive i am raceing in that one also

lol

[SIZE=4]RIDE BLUE[/SIZE]

Posted by: oldandslow

[SIZE=3]ride red[/SIZE] ride red

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by 660r_freestyler
i i remeber right i belive i am raceing in that one also lol

[SIZE=4]RIDE BLUE[/SIZE]

Who are you?
what class you racing?
how do you like the raptor? I did not like the one I had at all.
Love my yfz.

Go Blue.

Posted by: 660r_freestyler

quote:
Originally posted by geogeorge
Who are you?
what class you racing?
how do you like the raptor? I did not like the one I had at all.
Love my yfz.

Go Blue.

i wouldnt trade the raptor for anything and i just got an LRD kit and it rocks and im racing a hairscramble at flat river in june but im not sure if this is the same one i hope so it sounds cool but if so this will be my first time racing this race im not sure wat class and my name is chris...im not looken in to being in the hole season cuz im a mx/freestyle type person

do u no the age limits cuz i might be out this race if its to young my buddy raced last year and said there wasnt an age limit but im only 13

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by 660r_freestyler
i wouldnt trade the raptor for anything and i just got an LRD kit and it rocks and im racing a hairscramble at flat river in june but im not sure if this is the same one i hope so it sounds cool but if so this will be my first time racing this race im not sure wat class and my name is chris...im not looken in to being in the hole season cuz im a mx/freestyle type person

do u no the age limits cuz i might be out this race if its to young my buddy raced last year and said there wasnt an age limit but im only 13

whats that your 16. you can run the c 16 to 25 class. YOur 16 right. Its a fun fun race. you will love it. Good race for the raptor. you will love the in town start. The march of dimes race is the only on at flat river in june. I'll see you there. Good luck. If you can you should try a few more races. Seeing your 16.

Posted by: kc 300EX

Just need a parent or guardian signature to be 16.

I remember back when I was 16 five years ago.

Posted by: geogeorge

quote:
Originally posted by kc 300EX
Just need a parent or guardian signature to be 16.

I remember back when I was 16 five years ago.

did some checking. Its not a ama race so all you need is a guardian to sign for you. I would run the C class and not the trail rider class. to many sand baggers in the trail rider class.

Posted by: geogeorge

Ok, now its happy new year to y'all.